The 2011 Swartland Revolution – Day 1
Nov 12
Events Baardskeerdersbos Orkes, Bazaar, Bollinger, braai, Clape Family, Cornas, Domain Clape, Exceptional wine service award, France, Joachim Hansi Blackadder, Northen Rhone, Olivier Clape, Renaissance, Reuben Riffel, Riebeek Kasteel, Royal Hotel, Swartland Revolution, The Roundhouse 10 Comments
Right… We waited a year for this. Literally scheming about how we’re going to pay for THE event of the year on the wine calendar. We scraped, begged, borrowed and … well you get the drift, and we’re here in Riebeek Kasteel on 11.11.11 (the hippies get quite excited about the date, I get excited because the date means the Swartland Revolution!)
The afternoon kicked off with a nice relaxed bottle of Bosman Chenin Blanc Sur Lie 2009 at the Royal Hotel. If there’s one weak point of the Revolution, then it’s the fact that the Royal Hotel is the venue for the event. Nothing wrong with how things look, but the hotel’s arrogance is beyond compare. We drank a Wellington Chenin Blanc, because the hotel says they don’t stock local wine as they cater for an international clientele… Have you ever heard bigger horseshit than that? The Chenin went down like a homesick mole however, and we moved on to some Pongracz (sadly the only MCC on the mediocre wine list of the hotel). By the time registration for the event was finished, and things were starting to move along we were 100% oiled for a proper Northern Rhone tasting.
Domain Clape in Cornas is a family run operation that is considered a bench mark of the Cornas appellation. Cornas is a small appellation, with only about 120 ha under vine. No other varietal, other than Syrah, is allowed to be labelled as Cornas, so strict control is in place. The farm has been in the Clape family for over 200 years and was for many years run by the women of the family. Currently the operation is run by Olivier, who hosted the tasting for us, and his father.
And what a tasting it was! The wines of Domain Clape of Cornas in the Northern Rhône show why the top end producers in France are so highly regarded in the rest of the world. The wines were an absolute triumph. We tasted 3 flights of 2 wines, all 100% Syrah, and each flight from the same vintage. Starting with 2009, we tasted the Renaissance and Domaine Clape of the vintage. The Renaissance label is something of a second label, it seems, but the quality shows only that it is slightly less complex to the Domaine Clape, but barely so. The Renaissance is made from slightly younger vines (12, 16, and 25 years old) while the Cornas (Domaine) is made from vines 30 to 80 years old. The other difference is the different blocks (parcels) that are used. Renaissance comes from 4 different parcels, while the Domaine is sourced from 12 different vineyard parcels. I did a quick research of the Renaissance on the net, and found it to retail for roughly $63 a bottle in the US. Not exactly 2nd label prices! I found the 2009 wines to be too young, and the consensus at the tasting was that it needs a good few years still before it is ready. 2009 was also a particularly difficult vintage in Cornas, and Olivier mentioned something about them not being too happy with the quality. I also felt both wines were a little jammy.
We tasted 2008 and there was a marked improvement on the 09, but the real jump in quality (and age) came when we tasted the 2001. My first impression of the 2001 Renaissance was minty toothpaste, with a herbaceous note. Only thereafter came the much restrained fruit. The 2001 Domaine Clape showed an incredible purity of fruit. I made copious notes on the tasting, but won’t bore you with too much detail, other than to say… if you have an issue with paying the price to attend the event… the Domaine Clape Cornas 2001 sells for roughly $140 a bottle. Now tell me again the Swartland Revolution is expensive!
The Bollinger Exceptional Service Award
We ended off the tasting in the Royal Hotel’s amphitheatre with the announcement of the Bollinger Exceptional Service Award for the best local sommelier. The award was given to Joachim Hansi Blackadder (I shit you not – I thought only James Bond villains were given names like that) from The Roundhouse. A glass of Bollinger was shared in congratulations. See a nifty video clip of the process here.
The After Party – Reuben Riffel’s famous Braai.
We made it across the road to the big braai. Last year we froze our nuts off, and this year planning was obviously done to counter act the cold. A more sheltered venue was chosen and loads of braziers were put out to supply plenty of heat. As previously, copious amounts of the locally produced wines were available for us to help ourselves, and the Baardskeerdersbos Orkes was there to supply the tunage. You can eat yourself to a standstill and drink yourself into a coma at this braai – I saw a few who tried. We headed home at 23:00 as tomorrow is going to be another HECTIC wine drinking day. Catch up with you all later.













Nov 12, 2011 @ 18:22:18
Oh how I wish I was there. Other than the snooty hotel!
Nov 14, 2011 @ 15:48:57
Trust me, we wish for another suitable venue for the tastings every single day of the year… For now we hope to one day own it. Imagine, the Royal Revolutionary Hotel…
Nov 14, 2011 @ 15:50:30
Sounds awesome and I am sure the weather didn’t bother you guys at all!! I agree that the Royal isn’t all it pretends to be – have had some good and some very bad experiences there! Will make a diary note to join next year!!
Nov 14, 2011 @ 21:46:01
Trust me, it will be the best R1700 you will ever spend on wine.
Nov 14, 2011 @ 20:02:49
I am a regular guest of the Royal. This for their excellent food and the stunning place. However, I agree with you that their wine list is not up to scratch. The funny thing is that I find they have far too many local wines. OK to support the local wine farms but I think 75% of their wines are from the valley. A hotel of that standard should also have a choice of (at least) French wines. Try next time Kasteelberg MCC instead of Pongracz (from the valley but international quality) and I know they have it on their wine list. All the best with your site.
Nov 14, 2011 @ 21:37:55
Hi Juliana
Thank you for your comment re the Royal. A few points regarding the hotel: We’ve never stayed there as guests, but have spent a fair amount of time at the hotel as part of 2 Swartland Revolutions and various other events/weddings/parties. We’ve only ever received sub standard, indifferent service and atrocious food. We also have friends who have in fact stayed there, and we’ve been told horror stories about how the hotel operates – apparently a 3 complaint policy where you have to complain 3 times about something before they action it? What nonsense is that? More Fawlty Towers than anything. If you want to sell yourself as an “international clientele type venue” as they call it, then you need to jack up your service and attitude to align with that statement.
While I absolutely concur that the venue is stunningly beautiful, I disagree about the wine list having a sufficient compliment of local wine (and when I refer to local, I am not referring to South African, I am referring to Swartland!). I do recall the Kasteelberg MCC, and you are right, it is perhaps a better call than the Pongracz. The problem I have is with being ripped off, as I find the Kasteelberg decidedly overpriced at the Royal.
My biggest beef with the wine list is the fact that it does not support the local wineries who support them in such a big way with the Revolution. With the exception of the Lammershoek Roulette Red, there’s not a single Swartland Independent member listed. I find that decidedly inexcusable. Where are Eben Sadie. David Sadie, Adi Badenhorst, Mullineux and the myriad of other producers who bring so many feet to the valley? If you’re not interested in their wines, then say so, but the hotel’s excuse that they cater for an international clientele and these wines do not fit in with that, does not hold water – these producers are some of the best in the country and are very highly rated internationally.
Nov 15, 2011 @ 17:21:05
My name is Robert Brendel and I am the owner of The Royal Hotel. Today some locals advised me that something funny about the hotel was going on on the net.
Firstly I would like to express my sadness for the fact that it is apparently more important to talk about our hotel than about the Swartland Revolution. An event that really could be a nice addition to our valley, were it not that the event is always surrounded with so much negativity due to some bad apples. This negativity normally is kept indoors. Now the bad apples decided to launch an attack on The Royal on the net. Although I have met a few real players (wine makers) in their private capacity as clients at the hotel, the communication about the Swartland Revolution has only been with their organizers, DNA Events. Ever since the first meetings almost a year ago until today they were our only contact regarding this function. All our meetings were with just them alone. Through the whole year it was clear that the Royal Hotel would supply the Amphitheater as location for the wine tasting, accommodation for their VIP clients and our restaurant areas and garden as location for Rueben’s Braai. All this at a price that is much lower than our normal rates. They thanked us more than once for this. Just over a week before the event we received an email that the location for the braai had been changed (one day after Rueben had come out with his people to organize everything!). No explanation whatsoever. The explanation came a few days before the event. One of the winemakers wives had bought a share in Bazaar and the event would now take place there. I kept quiet and just subtracted the venue hire from their account even if I would have been in my right to leave it. To be clear, I have no issues with DNA Event as they just follow orders. Actually I had no issues with anyone, just disappointment. This changed now due to the bad apples on the net. I have never met the Swartland Revolution’s PR lady but I find her comments unprofessional, childish and lagging dignity.
Further to your comments: I have learnt a new word today, 3 complaint policy. What nonsense. The client is king at our hotel and we will always go out of our way to accommodate them as long as their behavior is not bothering other guests or can cause damage to the hotel/staff. The feedback we get on our food is more than we can wish for. This includes South Africa’s Minister of Tourism who described both our food and service as excellent. All our guests staying with us during the event left us very positive feed-back. Further I’d like to say that we cater for both national as international guests as for years can be read on our website. Our reasonable prices also show that. I agree with you that our wine list needs attention. Currently we offer 17 wines from the Swartland area including “Independents” like Lammershoek, Babylon’s Peak, Annex Kloof and others. The wine list will be changed in the near future as it is something that has been bothering me for a while, especially since a few years ago our European restaurant won the price for best wine list of the province of Alicante in Spain. Unfortunately we won’t go as far as having a sommelier as we would like to continue offering wines at a reasonable price (currently from R65 a bottle). Most probably not all of the independent winemakers you refer to will be on that as they don’t supply restaurants in our area and we have to go buy them in the shop.
Does all this mean that everything is perfect at the hotel? Most definitively not but 25 staff members give every day their best to be better than the day before. There was also a time that the quality at the hotel was not consistent enough when we were still living in Europe depending too much on our management. But that is years ago and I am just getting tired of all the small town politics and hidden agendas. I always thought that the Revolution had something to do with the wine. Apparently I was wrong. Trusting you will be fair and also publish the other side.
Nov 16, 2011 @ 00:19:54
Hi Robert
Thank you for your comments. I would like to clarify a few points: Batonage dot com is not in any way affiliated to the Swartland Revolution, other than that we are avid supporters of the event and the area. It is our editorial policy to allow all comments which is on point and does not play the man/becomes personal. The PR person, Ms Sheridan is entitled to voice her opinion on our site, as you are. We will not get involved with any beef you have with DnA events/Swartland Revolution organisation as frankly, it is none of our business. I would, however, like to voice one opinion regarding the use of the Royal as a braai venue. At the first Swartland Revolution the venue for the Riffel catered braai was the Oude Pastorie. The wind was howling (as it did this year) and our food was cold in seconds. I can only imagine that that is the reason your venue was vetoed in the end, as those open lawns would have left us exposed again. It is pure speculation however.
The rest of the complaints leveled at the Royal Hotel are personal observations. I would like to stipulate that both parties involved in Batonage dot com has top end 5 star hospitality experience, on top of the fact that we stay over in the top establishments in South Africa on a fairly regular basis. Our criticism is fair and founded on fact. I would like to take this opportunity to address your points.
The 3 complaint policy. As I mentioned in my previous comment, a friend of ours stayed over in the Royal at the first edition of the Swartland Revolution last year. She had no hot water in her room, and phoned reception to complain about it. They said they took note of her issue and told her it would be addressed. An hour later it still had not been addressed and she phoned again, and again she was told someone would be down shortly to sort it out. Eventually, 2 hours or so after the initial complaint she went to reception and complained face to face to your front of house staff. She was told that now that she’s complained about the water issue 3 times, it can be actioned. Is that not a 3 complaint policy? The individual in question is not one to use hyperbole and exaggeration, believe me, and this is not something you can just make up.
My comment on the atrocious food refers: We ordered, on Friday afternoon prior to the start of registration, a portion of the squid tempura off your bar snack menu. The tempura was oily and heavy and the dish stank of fish – in other words the squid was anything but fresh. We each had a bite of one piece, and then set it down. I told the waiter that it is the worst thing I’ve eaten all year (you can ask him to quote me verbatim) . He came back after a few minutes and stated that the chef agreed and they would remove it from our bill. Kudos to them, but how can one then trust anything else off the menu? Does the chef not check food before it leaves his kitchen? As for service, there was a marked improvement from last year to this, but I still had to get up and go and find a waiter in reception, inevitably busy chatting to their colleagues, when I wanted to order something else. In fact, the other early arrivals from Johannesburg who was sitting at the table next to us, had to get up EVERY TIME when they wanted to order more beer. I don’t see how that can be defended in any context.
I am pleased that you will look at your wine list. I also apologise if I had the numbers wrong of how many local producers you have on your list – we were only interested in ordering white wine or MCC, and I can’t recall any of these wineries in the white section. The complaint stems from the fact that it is the 2nd year that we had to order from out of the area for us to get our white wine and MCC fix. I understand that it is difficult to get all the wines from the small producers, but how hard can it be to list a Mullineux Kloof Street Chenin? They’re across the road for crying out loud! And the wine RETAILS for R65 give or take – even with a 100% markup you can still sell the wine at a reasonable price.
I can go on, but frankly, I am not here to bash your hotel into submission. I would like you to understand that these criticisms are not made up or fictional. It is genuine gripes from people genuinely passionate about service and standards.
Thanks again for airing your views.
Regards
Hennie and Maggie
Nov 16, 2011 @ 07:27:06
in my view the Royal Hotel was the perfect host venue for the event and my feeling is that the negative remarks are hypercritical and neurotic – with the exception of the lack of local wines on their list.
Nov 16, 2011 @ 09:29:55
I feel I should apologize. I did not speak on behalf of the Revolution but from a personal opinion. That was indeed unprofessional. My comment about owning it is of cause tongue in cheek – we wish only to show the region and beautiful town of Riebeek to the best we can. The amphitheater at the Royal has served us very well in both Revolutions and we do not wish to compromise that relationship.
Moving the BBQ was a group decision mostly because we wanted to style the event with a revolutionary feel and we did not think we could accomplish that within the setting of the hotel (for instance we spray painted slogans on the walls at Bazaar, something we would not ask to do at your venue). And also because of weather and wind conditions and the fact that we want to spread the Revolution out all over the town.
Robert – I have no personal problem with the Royal – I have always tried to give it good exposure via our site and social media channels as well as when we get media exposure and I apologise if i compromised that with a negative comment here.